Oh David! What were you thinking? I’ve been designing characters almost my whole life but I have to say this is one of the most dreadful I’ve had the misfortune of sharing the planet with. I used to pretend that every drawing I created came alive in a parallel universe of living drawings (duh!) which meant I took care not to make a bad drawing and therefore condemn the poor thing to life of deformed misery. Not so Mr. D Urquhart. I’m convinced he drew this himself (D.U. That is) what other excuse can there be for this abortion to end up cursing the livery of a probably adequate coach service. Only the boss would think this was a good idea. Perhaps D.U. Jnr helped out with his basic 3D design skills? Or perhaps It was a left over from a commission for a local plumbers merchant who decided against giving a retarded U-bend with a severed nose as their mascot. It will be hard to top the ghastliness of this livery.